COMMISSIONER STORMS THE BEACH!
Wins First Ever Simulator Open at Pebble
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Bobbleheads are only cool when you win.
AP- New Minas, NS
Say what you want about The Commissioner and “simulation” golf, but just don’t say that he no longer knows how to plough into a Greco Party Pizza or play on a championship golf course. After a piping hot finish to the 2020 KWGA season, your Commissioner “hit the beach” in Saturday’s first ever KWGA Pebble Beach Simulator Open winning by 1 measly stroke over Air Bud and Inspector Gadget with a net total of +4 (76). Not even a double bogey 7 on the penultimate Par 5 18th could keep him from the title even though the hole felt like Normandy Beach back in 1944. “Felt great out there today and I managed to avoid disaster until the final hole. My second shot veered left into the water kinda like when Rob Ford would get drunk and piss on his pantleg a bunch.” said Commissioner Thomson. “The atmosphere was jolly and gay in there today, just like Santa loading up his sleigh. I will gladly take the win and no it is not as surprising as when both Ford’s won their elections.”
The team competition also saw The Commissioner come out on top as teammates Indianapolis Jones, Inspector Gadget and Bobby Clobber all chipped in to top the field with a total of 374, winning by a margin of 16 strokes over Team Burke and 23 strokes over Team Gawwy. “The funny part was that Jones, Gadget and Clobber all had wet brains.” said a beaming Commissioner. “I was the only sober one in the group for a change. It just goes to show that the fire water is never an excuse for bad play. The only hard part was keeping Clobber happy and engaged when he knew his game had left him. He even quoted former KWGA-er The Fourth Reich today…I hate simulator golf!” Welcome to the winners circle Bobby! That’s why you have teammates.
In what is for sure a simulator first, KWGA stalwart Waszczuk-Carey did two very odd things. First, he brought a sleeve of his own brand new Titleist ProV’s, while second, he managed to lose two of them. “I really don’t know what he was thinking.” said a furious but giggling Grampy. “It’s kinda like when people used to bring their own bowling balls, shoes and Clary MacDonald sweat towels to New Minas Fairlanes. I guess I can see why Clary would bring his own items back in the day because his games were broadcast on local Kings Kable 5. Our game today? There wasn’t a camera in sight.” Thanks for the fodder Nicky Ole Boy!
If there is interest to play again in the New Year…we can do it again. Keep scrolling down for full leaderboard, individual scorecards and winnings.
POS. TOUR PRO TOTAL GROSS HCP NET NET WIN TEAM WIN RANGS WIN DEREK THOMSON +4 85 9 76 $18.00 $15.00 $7.50 2 SCOTT WOODWORTH +5 84 7 77 CHRIS RUSHTON +5 94 17 77 $15.00 $7.50 4 ROD MURRAY +6 89 11 78 $15.00 NICK CAREY +6 100 22 78 TIM PRESCOTT +6 88 10 78 $15.00 $15.00 7 GARY JOHNSON +11 91 8 83 $7.50 8 WAYNE BURKE +16 94 6 88 $7.50 HAZEN MURRAY +16 101 13 88 10 BOB TRAINOR +18 107 17 90 $15.00 11 HAROLD FISHER +24 12 16 96 12 ROB LOWE +25 116 19 97 TEAM LEADERBOARD TEAM THOMSON 374 TEAM BURKE 390 TEAM JOHNSON 397
HOLE-BY-HOLE SCORECARDS
| TOUR PRO | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | OUT | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | IN | GROSS | HCP | NET |
| Par | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 36 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 36 | 72 | ||
| D.THOMSON | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 42 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 43 | 85 | 9 | 76 |
| WOODWORTH | 5 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 41 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 43 | 84 | 7 | 77 |
| RUSHTON | 7 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 46 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 48 | 94 | 17 | 77 |
| R.MURRAY | 5 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 45 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 44 | 89 | 11 | 78 |
| CAREY | 5 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 47 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 11 | 53 | 100 | 22 | 78 |
| PRESCOTT | 4 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 44 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 44 | 88 | 10 | 78 |
| JOHNSON | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 46 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 45 | 91 | 8 | 83 |
| BURKE | 4 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 49 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 45 | 94 | 6 | 88 |
| H.MURRAY | 7 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 52 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 49 | 101 | 13 | 88 |
| TRAINOR | 9 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 54 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 58 | 107 | 17 | 90 |
| FISHER | 9 | 6 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 5 | 61 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 51 | 112 | 16 | 96 |
| LOWE | 9 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 8 | 57 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 10 | 4 | 7 | 4 | 10 | 59 | 116 | 19 | 97 |
| RANGS | $7.50 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| R.MURRAY | 3 | 18 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| PRESCOTT | 4 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||
| D.THOMSON | 8 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| JOHNSON | 14 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| BURKE | 15 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| RUSHTON | 17 |
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